Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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