Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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