I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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