SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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