Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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