Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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