he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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