i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Shame - the story of my life.
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