her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
third nipple confirmed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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