Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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