don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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