Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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