If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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