I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
you never un-have a 4some
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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