So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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