i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
