He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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