Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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