sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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