how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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