It's like a parade of train wrecks.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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