whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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