Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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