Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We just shotgunned beers for America
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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