After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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