Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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