we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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