they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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