hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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