where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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