I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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