So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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