dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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