its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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