Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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