Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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