I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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