do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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