I want to stick my p in your. b.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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