Everything about him screamed your future.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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