Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize