The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You can make out without kissing
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