I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My ass is underappreciated
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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