Are we in a gay sports bar?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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