How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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