Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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