So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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