I must be too annoying 4 u.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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