so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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