Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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