he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize