i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
