so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i believe in u and ur pee
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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