if i can run in heels then i can drive
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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