He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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