I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Need sex. Gaining weight.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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