what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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